i’m a simple man…


Even if this is all I could afford to roll in everyday, I’d be happier than a 13-year old boy with his first ever issue of Hustler waiting under his bed.

Too bad those damned Filipinos and Puerto Ricans are charging $5k for something like that. Hell. To. The. No. I’d rather blow it all at the nudie bar than give in to price gouging. At least that route, I’d be hammered, enjoy having tatas in my face, whereas the Corolla will just get stolen the next day. Bahahahaha.


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